Sport

In case the video dipsopeers it’s the Roller Speed Skating Championships in Sesto San Giovani, Milan.

‘The last thing you want to do is pick a fight with Vitali’

BBC

Je medal
Tu medals
Il medal
Elle medal
Nous medalons
Vous medalez
Ils medalents
Elles medalents

Yes! Great UK results in the paddling, clothes pulling, clay breaking, & pugilism, with pedalling in circles still to come!

Current UK medals tally: 3 won standing up, 2 laying down, 12 sitting.

I’d like to take this moment to thank everyone who has supported me during that years of doing bugger all that have brought my dreams of reflected glory to reality.

Never to wrestle an Azerbaijani.

Then again it might not be, I’ve no idea what that is.

I largely gave up on Association Football when the big clubs got all the TV money & stopped playing on Saturdays so it was easy to follow.

The English cricketers at the World Cup are talking about expressing themselves. Perhaps results might improve if they concentrated more on batting, bowling and fielding.

According to the Local Radio commentary the first ice-cream of the day has been sold at Sussex versus Somerset in ‘Orsham.

Updates & analysis to follow.