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Rob’s the name. Rhyming’s the hobby.

Easily Done

2020/12/23

‘Horsham woman mistakes 5 inch long locust found in town supermarket for Christmas ornament’.

West Sussex Country Times 23rd December 2020

Acrididae & The Saviour

The cheery Christmas locust
Brings such warmth and joy
That only a curmudgeon
Would begrudge their crops destroyed

A plague on all the houses
That no not the Mysteries
For it’s written in the Bible
And plain for all to see

Mary’s boy child loved all creatures
Almost equally
But in particular the locust
As a snack with his afternoon tea

Of course the association of Christmas and locusts is another example of the early Christians adopting the Roman approach of co-opting pre-existing traditions.

Aside, Small Beer doggerel

A Public Information Poem

2019/04/15

With lifted tail down twisted trail the lizard swiftly ran,
‘Til caught and trapped to slowly die in rusted metal can.

Small Beer doggerel

Taking Back Control

2018/04/30

Proper British weather
Cold and wet and grey
Once we leave the EU
We can have it every day

Small Beer doggerel

Scoring An Own Goal From A Penalty Is Quite An Achievement

2017/12/08

‘Take that face’ the Leavers cheer
As our nose falls to the floor
But silence about the bleeding foot
We shot some time before

Small Beer doggerel

Midday Sun

2017/06/19

Noon

On such a hot day

It’s time for me and mad dogs to be on our way

Small Beer doggerel

Last In A Short Series

2015/11/16

A violin in the sky amongst cloudsViolin

Sky

Why, Oh Why?

Small Beer doggerel

The Height Of Faren

2015/06/29

75 degrees and a cooling breeze
That’s just enough summer for me

Aside doggerel

Shall I Compare You To A Summer’s Day – Cold, And Wet, And Grey

2015/06/04

The sun is out
The sky is blue
It’s beautiful
And so how is work?

Small Beer doggerel

A Stones Throw From The Quarry

2015/04/06

This old house is full of wood rot
Has asbestos in the roof
The pipes are leaking sewage
And is ideal for the first time buyer

Small Beer doggerel

First In A Short Series

2015/03/16

A gold piano in the skyA Gold Piano in the sky flew by
No one knew why that Piano flew by
But if it should land on top of your head
One thing’s for sure
You would be dead

Small Beer doggerel

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