covid19

Is people relating to implausible fictional characters more than realistic ones. So here goes…

Two doses of vaccine make you Superman.
Variants are your Kryptonite.

At least I didn’t have to cancel the staff Christmas meal.

Joke Est. 2003

On the whole, all things considered, and, weighing up the pros and cons, I preferred it when being a caretaker didn’t involve deciding if a hire has an acceptable risk of passing on a potentially deadly virus.

This lock down business has completely justified my never learning to cook as at no point in the last few weeks have I been inconvenienced by a shortage of basic ingredients.

This shall be my favoured unit of measurement from now on.

Also available en Anglais. (Not to be confused with the Cor Anglais – which isn’t).