Solved By Poll

Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

1. Yes
2. No
3. You Don’t Want To Start From Here

Do You Remember The Good Old Days Before The Ghost Town?

1. Yes
2. No
3. I done too much much too young

Do You Ever Take Part In Polls?

1. Yes

Owning how many guitars is too many guitars?

1. 2
2. 49
3. 116
4. There is no limit.

What is the percentage of gargoyles that look like Bob Todd?

1. 99%
2. Other Amount

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The Pole at the Pole polished off the Polish polish polishing the pole.

Do We Have Free Will

1. Yes
2. Not Applicable

Are Most Twitter Polls Actually The Set Up For A Joke

1. Yes
2. No
3. The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.