‘Most expensive, busiest and trendiest parts of Horsham to buy a house revealed’ is the headline.
In this instance ‘trendy’ appears to mean ‘where old people go to die’.
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Everything Else
Shooting Photographs In Raw
Shouldn’t be confused with taking pictures in the nude.
Wombling Free
Time well spent I think you’ll agree.
Cat photograph by Pacto Visual from Unsplash.
They’ve Moved My Flexible Fibreoptic Sigmoidoscopy Appointment
That’s a pain in the arse.
Which Human Rights Don’t You Want
Is what to ask anyone who supports the plan of the UK Government to replace the Human Rights Act to make it easier for them to break the law.
If You Have To Ask You Can’t Afford It
You know a return trip to the dentist is going to be expensive when they send you an estimate in advance.
Nothing wrong with the teeth – an ancient filling has flown the coop.
Bruce Springsteen – Man Of A Thousand Faces
It’s Been A Hove Of Activity Here Today
Which is like a hive but nearer Brighton.
The Guild
Rock with additional Roll.
A Game Of Two Halves Of A Mixed Blessing
The increasing prevalence of chroma key compositing in film and television has reduced the potential roles for bald actors as though the lack of hair makes it easier to get a clean and sharp edge there is a greatly increased risk of reflection from the backdrop.