Small Beer
Inconsequential items of no fixed abode
Your Immodesty Precedes You
A Convenience To The Public
This proved to be too advanced for my fellow eight year olds at Junior School. Or it isn’t funny. I’m going to go with the former.
Photograph by falco from Pixabay replacing a less simply Licensed example.
Nark, Twice August Return Emu
3/25
If you missed Short Story in Post Titles as it happened you can choose your own order to read it or follow the original choronlogy here.
Saturday Night’s All Right For…
The Right Tool For The Job
There’s a funny story behind this one. I was replacing a spring loaded door hinge on a freezer but the design of the unit made access very difficult and a ordinary spanner wouldn’t fit in the space available. But a nut driver proved ideal.
Rest In Death
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who to no one’s surprise kicked the bucket
They lowered him down, six feet in the ground
Though he had literally just kicked a bucket
I Was A Big Cheese Yesterday But Boy You Oughta See Me Now
The background is ‘An Angel Leading A Soul Into Hell’ an Oil painting by a follower of Hieronymus Bosch from the Wellcome Collection. CC BY. I’ve buggered about with it a bit.
Narj, Matlock. Isonic Speed Bump
2/25
If you missed Short Story in Post Titles as it happened you can choose your own order to read it or follow the original choronlogy here.
Are You Following Me
Lyric from Fugazi by Marillion