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The protaginists from Terminator The Second grouped around a jeep

William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator the Second

Skeletal form of the Terminator holding a skull much like Hamlet does in the eponymous playWilliam Shakespeare Presents Terminator the Second is the premiere production of the Nashville performance collective, Husky Jackal Theater. A product of nearly a year of research and revision, the script tells the story of a boy and his cyborg protector entirely in lines and phrases taken from the plays of William Shakespeare.

The protaginists from Terminator The Second grouped around a jeepEach line and phrase is taken from original folios, with only proper nouns, pronouns and corresponding verb tenses subject to change. In doing so, the authors were able to accurately recreate the story of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, while remaining true to the words of Shakespeare in form, if less so in intent.

Let loose the dogs of war

Both Kinds

Tim Burr appears to be fighting small dinosaurs in this screen capture from the 80s / 90s style game Fist Of Awesome

Poster featuring our hero Tim Burr using his oversized fist to bop a bear (evil futuristic intelligent bear)Not an issue for me as I swing both ways but it turns out Fist Of Awesome can even be played by people without beards.

Tim Burr appears to be fighting small dinosaurs in this screen capture from the 80s / 90s style game Fist Of Awesome

Tim Burr fights Battle Bison in the low resolution game Fist Of Awesome