Another Photo RuinedAnother Photo Ruined If you’re going to play with your phone rather than watch the sunset at least get out of the way You couldn’t wait a minute before jumping? I didn’t climb up here to take a photograph of your arse You’d think a fellow photographer might have the courtesy not to walk across the shot Nothing says majesty of nature like someone slouching with their hands in their pockets Why not ruin a once in a lifetime shot with your Christ complex Yes it was funny the first eight times but now I’d like to take a photograph without you in it Could you hold your mothers’ meeting elsewhere please I’m sure ‘it would make a great picture’ but the camera can’t see through you Where’s the Monster from the Blue Lagoon when you need her If you’re not an indie band get out of the long grass this instant You can do that anywhere so shift There’s never an avalanche to tragically bury a snowboarder when you need one Keep your John Travolta impression for the disco Yes it is impressive, or it would be if you weren’t stood in front of it I wish someone would disappear in the mist Very touching, now get our of the way Your lens is more than long enough to step back out of my shot Could you roll your spliff elsewhere please You could see me stood here with my tripod but you still walked in and ruined the photograph. I give up. Stop moaning about how tired you are and get out of the way One little push in the back and it’s the perfect shot If you’re going to jump would you make it soon Really? This was the only spot you fancied going for a paddle?