Another Photo RuinedAnother Photo Ruined One little push in the back and it’s the perfect shot Your lens is more than long enough to step back out of my shot If you’re going to play with your phone rather than watch the sunset at least get out of the way You couldn’t wait a minute before jumping? Stop moaning about how tired you are and get out of the way Could you roll your spliff elsewhere please I wish someone would disappear in the mist Where’s the Monster from the Blue Lagoon when you need her Keep your John Travolta impression for the disco Yes it was funny the first eight times but now I’d like to take a photograph without you in it If you’re not an indie band get out of the long grass this instant Yes it is impressive, or it would be if you weren’t stood in front of it If you’re going to jump would you make it soon Nothing says majesty of nature like someone slouching with their hands in their pockets I’m sure ‘it would make a great picture’ but the camera can’t see through you I didn’t climb up here to take a photograph of your arse There’s never an avalanche to tragically bury a snowboarder when you need one Could you hold your mothers’ meeting elsewhere please You’d think a fellow photographer might have the courtesy not to walk across the shot Very touching, now get our of the way Why not ruin a once in a lifetime shot with your Christ complex You could see me stood here with my tripod but you still walked in and ruined the photograph. I give up. You can do that anywhere so shift Really? This was the only spot you fancied going for a paddle?