I’ve washing on the line.
We live in a hi-tech age but sometimes traditional detective methods are still needed to crack the case.
As the owner of one of the country’s larger collections of used bicycle inner tube valve caps it is something of a disappointment at the point of finally needing one that I can’t remember where I put them.
I tuned my guitar to ‘A Forest’ (of which this is an early version) for about the first fifteen years I played. From a cassette. Never thought to check the pitch was correct. Which might explain a few things
1. By the sink in the loo
2. On top of the cistern in the loo
3. On the window sill in the loo
4. Perched precariously on the radiator in the loo
5. Somewhere else in the loo
I’m going to plump for the eleven times table as my favourite.
As I’m not allowed keys to the works piggy bank I spend a certain amount of time doing this…
Me: “Please order this and this from here. I’ve included direct links.”
They: “I’ve ordered this and that from there instead.”
Me: “It’s the wrong stuff, let’s waste some time putting it right”.