Okay Lads, The Country Could Really Do With A Morale Boosting Win

8.21pm Oh dear. The England defence are a little disappointing. #ENGICE

9.29pm I’m not worried. England wouldn’t be as easy on us as to go out in normal time. It’ll be a loss on penalties. #ENGICE

Scorecard of the European Championship football game in which Iceland beat England 2 goals to 1.

10pm I think that’s the first sporting defeat where absolutely no one has mentioned the ‘positives’ to take from it. #ENGICE

I suggest everyone in England stay inside and lock the doors tomorrow. #Brexit #ENGICE #WhatNext?