Ain’t no love on the 6.37am service from Brighton to London Victoria stopping at Preston Park, Hassocks…

…Burgess Hill, Wivelsfield, Haywards Heath, Balcombe, Three Bridges, Gatwick Airport, Horley, Salfords, Earlswood, Redhill, Merstham, Coulsdon South, Purley, East Croydon and Clapham Junction.

#whitesnakesongsconfusedwithsouthernrailroutes

Notes: Horley – Cure land; Balcombe – quite painful; Redhill – no it isn’t, Merstham – not as funny as it sounds; Salfords – where Joy Division started; Wivelsfield – pretty sure that’s made up.