There is no weighbridge in Weybridge
Though there are stains to be found in Staines
There is surely a Shirley from Shirley
Yet yaks in Yakushima are few
But how many whores in Horsham
Is not a matter of public record
I knew a chap who was interviewed by the West Sussex County Times after the brothel near him in Manor Fields was closed. He told them he’d never had better neighbours. They declined to use that quote.
Tuesday 15 April 2008
ARRESTS were made by Sussex Police for money laundering offences, and two brothels were closed down when officers conducted search warrants at five addresses, including Manor Fields, Horsham and Dobson Road, Crawley. A 53 year old Worthing woman and a woman in her mid 60s from South London were arrested for running a brothel.
Though I can forgive them after their reporting on the trial.
Wednesday 17 September 2008
A CRAWLEY woman has admitted running two sex dens in Crawley and Horsham when she appeared before a judge this week. Madam, Beverly Bondon, 54, from Furnace Green, pleaded guilty to two counts of keeping a brothel for prostitution at Dobson Road in Langley Green, and Manor Fields in Horsham. Lewes Crown Court heard on Tuesday how the two addresses saw a steady stream of punters looking for sex between April 30 2004 and March 27 2008. Bottle blonde brothel boss Bondon spoke only to confirm her name and enter her pleas during the 10-minute plea and case management hearing.