May 07, 2015 at 08:30AM
Now I’m sure there’s something I had to do today…
May 07, 2015 at 08:53AM
Well I’ve been to press the Like button for a rank outsider at the polls and applied my 0.143 of a vote in ‘Orsham. Come on you Reds!
May 07, 2015 at 01:30PM
Remember, you don’t need to be accompanied by a flock of ballet dancing elephants to vote.
May 07, 2015 at 10:23PM
Considered response should the Exit Poll prove correct, ‘You’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see’.
May 08, 2015 at 00:26AM
…last exit poll of the damned.
May 08, 2015 at 01:34AM
So the only downside to that last minute rush by the young to register is that they appear to have voted Tory.
May 08, 2015 at 02:27AM
Is there a points system for emigration to Scotland?
May 08, 2015 at 02:38AM
So the haves have cast aside the have nots even though many will soon join them.
May 08, 2015 at 02:46AM
Have the opinion pollsters who’ve had things neck and neck for weeks been taken out the back and shot yet?
May 08, 2015 at 03:05AM
Election mood music.
May 08, 2015 at 07:32AM
There were an awful lot of voters very confident they’ll never be ill, out of work, or have to rent.
May 08, 2015 at 08:06AM
Well at least the slowest ever suicide is over as the LibDems head off into irrelevance.
May 08, 2015 at 09:25AM
What you see is what you get
You’ve made your bed, you better lie in it
You choose your leaders and place your trust
As their lies put you downand their promises rust
You’ll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns
And the public wants what the public gets
Learn from history?
(You just can’t get the angry young men these days).
May 08, 2015 at 09:43AM
And as the last of the peasants tug forelocks to their Tory masters we rejoin the fight for a better Britain, whether people want it or not.
May 08, 2015 at 02:27PM
RT @electoralreform: As of 11am, here’s how many votes on average it took to elect an MP:
Democracy in action!