Ain’t no love on the 6.37am service from Brighton to London Victoria stopping at Preston Park, Hassocks, Burgess Hill, Wivelsfield, Haywards Heath, Balcombe, Three Bridges, Gatwick Airport, Horley, Salfords, Earlswood, Redhill, Merstham, Coulsdon South, Purley, East Croydon and Clapham Junction.
Notes: Horley – Cure land
Balcombe – quite painful
Redhill – no it isn’t
Merstham – not as funny as it sounds
Salfords – where Joy Division started
Wivelsfield – pretty sure that’s made up.
Not only but also…
Ain’t no love in the Heart Of Midlothian.