Colonists Versus Colonists

Great news for Union Flag producers, Argentinians are burning them outside Embassy in Buenos Aires.

An Argentinian spokesman said, “This has absolutely nothing to do with oil or gas but about freedom for millions of oppressed penguins”.

A penguin spokesman said, “Actually what with all the land mined areas only we can can walk on we’ve had a great time since the war”.

A UK spokesman said, “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough. We could do with a distraction & look how it worked for Thatcher”