You Say ABTT, I Say The Association of British Theatre Technicians

Passes to the The Association of British Theatre Technicians' trade show with job titles, Dogsbody, Technicianeer and Dictator For Life

Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don’t know where I’m at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done

You say ABTT and I say The Association of British Theatre Technicians
You say neither and I say neither
ABTT, The Association of British Theatre Technicians, neither, neither
Let’s call the whole thing off